Saving a life.

Hi there!

Let me introduce myself!
My name is WKD vodka red.
I know my second name sounds quite alcoholic

and I can asure you that I am.

Due to dyes, and as my last name suggests

I am attractive blushy red

because it makes people associate me with

love,passion and red fruit
You will mostly find me in a bottle,waiting to be consumed at parties

by drunk teenagers,probably combined with sex,drugs and agression
In spite of the fact that my effect on people

is often a very pleasant one

the experience for me is mostly not:

ending up in a stomach with other unidentified objects and fluids

shaking around,and in the worst case

coming out again,ending up on the floor

it's like a vacation all-in

and all-out again.

But what brings a drink like me

in a place like this?

Well,I felt like sharing with you

this completely new experience I had

a sensation I haven't felt in my whole life

but suddenly,unexpected

I fell out of a glass

I saw my life flashing in front of my eyes

it would have been the end

if there wasn't a girl,who just fell down

to save my life

and she broke my fall.

Mixed feelings, even romance

and then...she washed me out of her skirt

with red,blushy cheeks like mine

and now I wanna thank her

from the bottom of my bottle

for saving my life.

Joke,you're the greatest.

Grandioos op je bek gaan achter de toog van rgr en daarbij nog eens een volledig glas vodka over je kleren krijgen,het kan niet veel beschamender...but always look on the bright side: I saved a tasty drink from ending up on a dirty floor...

als dat geen daad van barmhartigheid is.